BONUS (The CE0’s Song)

Audi (Artress Cornmesser)

Artress Cornmesser as CEO

BONUS (The Reluctant Dragon)

Oh, I got a big, fat bonus.
I’m CEO.
So what if I bear an onus?
It’s in my contract, don’t you know.

Now, Some think I don’t deserve it;
My firm went bust.
I took the loot and off I scurried;
They want my head, but I’m not worried;
I know where all the bodies are buried;
I-m-m-m euphoric!

Oh, I got a big fat bonus
Tho I got canned.
The Feds had a pile to loan us
It went exactly as I planned.

I scooped up the cash and made off
To my bud, Bernard.
Though he’s in jail, he’s got a dream
It’s better than a Ponzi scheme;
I’ll back him, then skim off the cream!
I-m-m-m euphoric!
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