CALIFORNIA, YOU’RE SO DUMB!

CALIFORNIA, YOU’RE SO DUMB!
(California, Here I Come)

California, you’re so dumb!
Just where are you comin’ from?
Your valleys, your mountains, rivers and hills
Are spacious, but gracious,
You can’t even pay your bills!
The legislature’s always split
Can’t decide to stand or sit
Needs two-thirds to take a– vote
California, you’re so dumb!

California, where’s your brains?
You need high-speed commuter trains
Your highways and freeways
Belching with smog
Are forming earth-warming
While we sit in one big clog!
So everybody hits the bars
‘Fore they climb into their cars.
You keep electing movie stars!
California, you’re so dumb.

California, you’re our home
Green and golden, rimmed with foam
We’re hooked and we’re cooked,
You’re our cup of chai
But baby, just maybe
Your IQ has gone bye-bye….
Oh, once your schools were pretty great
Now, they’re number forty-eight.
We’ve had to pawn the Golden Gate!
California, you’re so dumb!

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