EX-GUV SARAH

Ex-Guv Sarah
(Song: Fine and Dandy)

Ex-Guv Sarah from old Wasilla
Don’t mistake her for plain vanilla
Some folks say she isn’t qualified
But the TeaParty is mollified.

She’s a rogue, so she dumped Alaska
Joined the big boys in Washington
Dabbed some cheap perfume behind her ears
Made a speech that brought the Right to tears

Sarah’s no little piece of fluff
Bein’ guvnor was not enough
Threw a great big party, served some tea
Wrote a book to raise some do-re-mi.

Shoots a moose, then she guts and skins it
Cooks it up and she makes a stew
Drills Denali for her finale
Ya do it or she’ll drill you, too.

She’s a grandma in boots and khakis
But she’s not sure just where Iraq is
Thinks the earth was made in one fell swoop–
Global warming is a load of poop!

Though Alaska is quickly melting
She needs that oil dough to raise her brood
Hubby works for the BP comp’ny
They’ll get it while the gettin’s good.

Once in office as President
She’ll make sure that the kids dissent
From all wicked reproductive acts
Just too bad if they don’t know the facts.

Ex-Guv Sarah has left Alaska
Lots of folks think she’s pretty great
It’s a bummer, but she’s a comer–
She could be our next chief of state!

GOD HELP US ALL!

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