THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVINGROOM

The Elephant in the Livingroom (tune of “A Capital Ship for an Ocean Trip
was the The Walloping Window-Blind”) (This one goes wayyyyyy back!)

THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM
(A CAPITAL SHIP)

OH, THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM IS MAKING SUCH A MESS
AND WE’RE THE ONES WHO’LL LIVE WITH IT OR CLEAN IT UP, I GUESS
HIS NAME IS “ENDLESS WAR”
AND HE HAS PLUNGED US DEEP IN DEBT-ET-ET
BUT THE GOP AND PENTAGON INSIST THAT HE’S A PET.

OH, THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM IS ONE WE SELDOM SEE
HE’S POOPING ON THE PERSIAN RUG AND SNUFFLING RESTLESSLY
HE’S BEEN WITH US SO LONG, I GUESS WE’VE COME TO THINK HE’S CUTE-U-UTE
THOUGH HE’S SMASHED IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN
AND PAKISTAN TO BOOT.

(Chorus) OH, THE ELEPHANT CANNOT STAY
HE MUST BE SHOOED AWAY
HE’S GOBBLING OUR ECONOMY
AND BABY, THAT AIN’T HAY!

THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM HAS MADE AN AWFUL STINK
HE’’S DRIVEN US TO DRINK SO MUCH THAT NOW WE THINK HE’S PINK.
OUR GNP AFFIRMS THAT HE ‘S UNHEALTHILY OBESE.-ESE-ESE
HE ALWAYS VOTES NAY AND AND BLOWS US AWAY
WHENEVER WE CALL FOR PEACE.

OH, THE ELEPHANT MUST BE SAVED, BUT IN HIS NATIVE HABITAT
WE CAN’T AFFORD A PACHYDERM, THIS FELLOW IS TOO FAT.
HE KILLS AND RUNS AMUCK AND NO ONE NOTICES HE’S THERE
EXCEPT THE FOLKS HE KILLS AND MAIMS, AND THEY DON’T HAVE A PRAYER.

(CHORUS)

About the Author