The Republican Candidates 2011?

The (LUNATIC) Fringe on Top

(Tune: Surrey with the Fringe on Top)

Gingrich, Bachman, Huntsman and Perry

Sit up there on the stage makin’ merry–

We think things have got awful scary

With the (lunatic) fringe on top!

Each candidate is more nuts than the last one

Each of ‘em hopes they can pull off a fast one

If there’s a winner, we sure can’t forecast one

With the (lunatic) fringe on top!

The moderate right is so depressed

The radicals are front and center

Democracy in action at its madcap best–

A race any wacko can enter!

All want my vote but I’ll have to decline mine

These folks are all like a race out of Heinlein

They make old Bush look like young Albert Einstein

A demented crop–

They’re the runt of the litter

They’re the dregs of the coffee

They’re the bats in the belfry

They’re the  (lunatic) fri-iinge—

on the top!


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